Doesn’t revoking the invitation imply that they’re the ones that sent the invitation in the first place?
MoziWanders on
How rude.
im-a-smith on
Religion is the oldest form of gaslighting
“Don’t believe this silly thing we do? Wow you’ll suffer in eternity”
CompiledArgument on
Isn’t the whole “Jesus died for your sins” the revocation of man’s invitation to hell?
flameislove on
But if I’m not driving the bus, who will?
bionicjoe on
30 years ago I was in DC for 4th of July.
These nice kids were handing out little pamphlets.
“Greetings hell-deserving sinners!”
(I still use that.)
Kruxf on
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HorrorLover___ on
Go in with a hail satan t-shirt
staatsclaas on
About the level of writing ability I’d ascribe to a small town church, honestly.
This is pathetic.
badwolf1013 on
If the fear of hell is the only reason you do good things: you are not a good person.
Syric13 on
This is gonna sound odd, but I think they stole those fire graphics from Burger King
timify10 on
I have been to hell… It’s not so hot
Pork_Chompk on
I’ve seen who they claim goes to heaven and I am NOT interested.
We_Want_Krunchy on
Already on the Highway To, so that’s a no.
PantherX69 on
Why would I not want to go to hell? All my friends will be there.
lkodl on
Is it just me, or does this remind anyone of Burger King ads? Or maybe a BBQ joint.
wizardrous on
It’s rude to turn down an invitation!
DizzyMine4964 on
Luckily, hell is a fairytale.
Flizash on
I seriously hate religion
RaytheArtWhore on
We’d like you to pay taxes
Fluffy_Respond_7405 on
See the ol ‘prey on fear’ is alive and well in religion.
jewshuwuu on
Looks like a burger king ad for some reason
LakeEarth on
Why did you invite me to hell in the first place?!?!
A_Grain_Of_Saltines on
But thats where the music is good
Kumimono on
Hmm, are they authorized?
ACcbe1986 on
Where is my invitation to Hell?
Why am I always left out of everything?
I swear, the world will end, everyone will goto heaven and hell, and I’ll wake up in my bed wondering, “Where is everyone? Must be at another party I’m not invited to…”
NewGirlFx on
Too late, I’m on my highway to Hell.
My friends are gonna be there too!
Psyko on
Looks like a BBQ restaurant ad
awsum43 on

Thegreatbibo420 on
Since it’s just a made up place this doesn’t actually mean anything lol. Religious people are so ridiculous.
TitShark on
I love their ability to believe whole heartedly in complete nonsense and simultaneously can’t believe dinosaurs or evolution are real
kevizzy37 on
Why do I want a whopper all of a sudden?
tbodillia on
I’ve seen that sign at many churches, all Legacy churches….and it’s right there on the banner. duh on me!
jaybarman on
Another one of those churches that automatically assume that if you’re not of their church you are going to hell and they are happy to tell you that. Not the best way to influence people.
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Trying to ruin my plans?
Too late, I already RSVPed
Doesn’t revoking the invitation imply that they’re the ones that sent the invitation in the first place?
How rude.
Religion is the oldest form of gaslighting
“Don’t believe this silly thing we do? Wow you’ll suffer in eternity”
Isn’t the whole “Jesus died for your sins” the revocation of man’s invitation to hell?
But if I’m not driving the bus, who will?
30 years ago I was in DC for 4th of July.
These nice kids were handing out little pamphlets.
“Greetings hell-deserving sinners!”
(I still use that.)
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Go in with a hail satan t-shirt
About the level of writing ability I’d ascribe to a small town church, honestly.
This is pathetic.
If the fear of hell is the only reason you do good things: you are not a good person.
This is gonna sound odd, but I think they stole those fire graphics from Burger King
I have been to hell… It’s not so hot
I’ve seen who they claim goes to heaven and I am NOT interested.
Already on the Highway To, so that’s a no.
Why would I not want to go to hell? All my friends will be there.
Is it just me, or does this remind anyone of Burger King ads? Or maybe a BBQ joint.
It’s rude to turn down an invitation!
Luckily, hell is a fairytale.
I seriously hate religion
We’d like you to pay taxes
See the ol ‘prey on fear’ is alive and well in religion.
Looks like a burger king ad for some reason
Why did you invite me to hell in the first place?!?!
But thats where the music is good
Hmm, are they authorized?
Where is my invitation to Hell?
Why am I always left out of everything?
I swear, the world will end, everyone will goto heaven and hell, and I’ll wake up in my bed wondering, “Where is everyone? Must be at another party I’m not invited to…”
Too late, I’m on my highway to Hell.
My friends are gonna be there too!
Looks like a BBQ restaurant ad

Since it’s just a made up place this doesn’t actually mean anything lol. Religious people are so ridiculous.
I love their ability to believe whole heartedly in complete nonsense and simultaneously can’t believe dinosaurs or evolution are real
Why do I want a whopper all of a sudden?
I’ve seen that sign at many churches, all Legacy churches….and it’s right there on the banner. duh on me!
Another one of those churches that automatically assume that if you’re not of their church you are going to hell and they are happy to tell you that. Not the best way to influence people.